Sunday, July 29, 2007

Mr. Heather Kozar is Back

The Jacksonville Jaguars are giving former first overall pick Tim Couch another chance, awarding him with a 2 year contract for the veterans’ minimum. Couch was picked by the Cleveland Browns, and since then is the Browns’ most winning quarterback, which is actually kind of sad once you think about it. What most people don’t remember is that Couch is the one that led the Browns to the playoffs in 2002, only to be injured in the final game of the regular season and have ass hole Butch Davis give his job to Kelly Holcomb on “a gut feeling” going into the 2003 season. Holcomb threw for, like, a lot of yards against the Steelers in that playoff loss, which was apparently enough to sell Davis on his quarterbacking abilities as a starter. Have you ever heard of someone actually losing their job because of an injury, besides Brady/Bledsoe and Warner/Trent Green (guys who went on to win the Super Bowl). This chain of events has not and will never be explained to me in a way that I will understand. Anyway, since then, Couch has been hampered by arm-related injuries. Hopefully for him, his injury troubles are behind him and a triumphant comeback is on the horizon. Who knows, maybe David Garrard and Byron Leftwich will be too busy gawking at Mrs. Couch (former Playboy Playmate) to throw complete passes.

5 Comments:

Buzzsaw said...

He just beat out Akili Smith and Cade McNown for the job

Anonymous said...

this is unreal news. i love that my boy timmy is back in business. ill root for timmy no matter what team he plays for. it was unfortunate that he never got a chance to showcase his talents in cleveland due to bad coaching (palmer and davis) and never having a line. not to mention i mean stupid kelly holcolm is a joke i cant beleive people rooted for him. and ive never been so upset with the city of cleveland when couch was cheered when he got hurt in the monday night game against the steelers. terrible. but hopefully timmy can land that thrd string spot in j-ville and prove to everyone hes not a bust like spureon wyn.

Daris said...

last time i heard the name cade mcnown was when he failed to pay a toll right outside of chicago.

i can sympathize though. last time i was in chicago i had no change or cash as i was leaving jay/james apt, took two "dollars" off their kitchen countertop, and was told only two weeks later that the money was fake.

oh, and speaking of money, google search human giant camping weekend for what I believe (dont ask me why) is the funniest little 1.5 minute skit of all time. I literally lost if for 10 minutes after watching it.

Buzzsaw said...

I like their roller blading clip better ... nice to see Aziz (sp?) on Flight of the Conchords last night

BigLots said...

Didn't Cade McNown date Heather Kozar before Couch did or something like that? What a gigantic piece of shit McNown was.