Wednesday, August 29, 2007

My Monthly Post


The NFL regular season is nearly upon us and soon we will be able to discuss actual games rather than such topics as: Who sucks more? Eli Manning or Rex Grossman? Or whether Michael Vick has decided to either kick someone's ass or make someone his bitch on his first day in jail. Personally, I'm just looking forward to everyone finally getting off their knees and allowing Peyton Manning's dick to breathe.

Due to the unbalanced schedule a team's regular season slate can ruin a borderline team's season before it even starts. For example, last year a shit Browns team played a brutal schedule and had no chance while a shit Packers team won 8 games because they played no one. CBS Sportsline released this years strength of schedule for this season based on the team's record from last year. The Bills will play the toughest schedule on paper with 12 games against teams that finished .500 or better while the Cardinals will play the worst schedule. Interestingly enough, every team in the AFC has a strength of schedule of over .500 while only the Lions are over .500 in the NFC.

So what does this all mean? I have no idea because the NFL is about as predictable as one of Buzzsaw's posts. So do what you like with
this information. I'm pretty confident that it will only be used as a way for everyone to talk shit about the Bears. For that reason
I'll just give my rebuttal now: Fuck you, they went to the Super Bowl.

8 Comments:

Guy said...

Rex looks good in that pic. Almost as good as this post.

You're a god, BigLots.

Sense Is Common said...

I'm pretty sure the shit browns with a shit schedule still would have had no chance last year.

Buzzsaw said...

Nice of you to omit the Bears sitting second to last in SOS; enjoy that. Must be nice playing in the NFC North

BigLots said...

Buzzsaw, your comment is exactly why I put my rebuttal at the end of the post.

Buzzsaw said...

Yea, my bad, I just re-read it. You love that rebuttal by the way ... the White Sox are fucking awful, rebuttal: "Fuck you they won the World Series." Not saying you're wrong for doing it, I'm just jealous that you're garbage teams win while my awesome teams lose, except Notre Dame of course... they lose for both of us.

Buzzsaw said...

But being in the NFC North really is garbage though, but in a couple years, Adrian Peterson and Calvin Johnson will be demoralizing you. So, enjoy it while you can.

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