LeBron sucked last night. Considering that he is one of the most talented players in the game today, there have to be some deep, dark reasons as to how he could let himself look like complete shit on the opening night of the NBA on ESPN. We’ve come up with a few ideas:
1. He was up late last night waiting to get confirmation on the Joe Girardi hire. Being a Bronx native
2. After seeing the big news about Tony Romo’s new outrageous contract, LeBron called him up to congratulate. Being that his grandma’s sister’s cousin’s maid’s ex-boyfriend is from
3. Upon seeing Grady Sizemore and C.C. Sabathia in center court lower level seats decked out in Mavericks gear, LeBron was hurt that professionals that play in his own city would root against him and the Cavs’ quest to make it to the NBA Finals again to get embarrassed. Oh wait, Grady and C.C. would never do that.
Don’t be surprised when Anderson Varejao signs a 5 yr/$55 million desperation contract offer.
2 Comments:
Lebron might actually be hurting the NBA at this point. As the face of the league, people turn into watch Cavs games. Little do they know, they are the most brutal team in the league to watch. By far.
Nice random two post day for you ... are you on drugs? I'll send BigLots over to check up on you.
I think that the Yankmee hat thing made some Clevetown fans pissed. Even though we want a winner in some Cleveland Sport, I find it hard to root for Lebron.
Peace...Iron Mike
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