Monday, June 11, 2007

Poor Cavs Fans

-written by Guy

Aren't the Cavs cute? These 'fourth quarter toy with Cleveland fans’ emotions comebacks' by the Cavaliers are delightful. I would like to thank the Spurs for not giving a shit during these exciting runs just because it keeps my blood flowing. And as much as I want to sit here and rip Mike Brown for playing Larry Hughes even though he brings absolutely nothing to the table, I just can’t do it because it doesn’t matter. But seriously, what is the difference between Larry Hughes and Eric Snow right now? I would say the only thing would be the fact that Snow is aware of his offense incompetence, thus he would not be chucking up garbage shots (Hughes is 1-10 from the field in the first two games); and, oh yeah, he doesn’t have a bum foot. Even if he played Gibson for 40+ minutes and gave everything else to the Snowman, it would just make the beatings during the first three quarters a bit more respectable. Then, when the fourth quarter rolled around, the Spurs probably wouldn’t be handing the show over to Jacque Vaughn.

I somehow went an entire paragraph about the 2007 NBA Finals without mentioning Tony Parker. The Cavaliers’ problem with quick point guards continues as they cannot contain him (which was one of my keys to this series). The guy is living the dream. Since Thursday, he has scored 57 points in the first two games of the Finals, has finished nearly every impossible layup he has attempted, and has capped off both nights by going home to rail Eva Longoria in every way imaginable. Not a bad weekend. But as Dennis Hughes points out, “He can have all the championships he wants, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s French.”

I have nothing more to add. Hopefully the Spurs and the refs feel bad and give us a win at home.

3 Comments:

Guy said...

Its been over 24 hours since the beating, and I'm starting to feel a little confidence for Game 3. So I just thought this would be the best place to guarantee victory. No way the NBA lets the Cavs go down 3-0, right?

Buzzsaw said...

Go get 'em McCready, I hope the Cavs win .. or at least the first quarter and first half (wink-wink)

About Health Blog said...

Even if[Image] he played Gibson for 40+ minutes and gave everything else to the Snowman, it would just make the beatings during the first three quarters a bit more respectable.