Due to a combination of factors today I am in a pretty foul mood. So I thought I would allow you all to share it with me by coming up with a list of things that I hate. In no particular order…
Ridiculous fantasy trade proposals. At no point do I, nor will I want David Weathers on my fantasy team. EVER.
The radio. I swear to God if I hear the song “Buy U A Drank” one more time I’m going to drive my car into oncoming traffic.
There were witnesses
There were witnesses
Julio Lugo. Congratulations on hitting .083 for the month of June, Julio. For those scoring at home that’s worse than Curt Schilling, Josh Beckett, Julian Tavaraz, and even the corpse of Doug Mirabelli!
People who hold in their sneezes. I don’t know why this bothers me but seriously, just let it fly.
Christiano Ronaldo. I know he’s a good soccer player but he’s also a douche. If you think otherwise, well, you’re wrong.
ESPN. Last night I was watching Sportscenter and a large portion of the show was devoted to a fictitious tournament where famous people in sports were set up in brackets and the network’s most annoying commentators were arguing over who was more “now” to decide who advances to the next round (what does that even mean??). Seriously, what happened to this company? Whoever thought of this idea should be fired on the spot. My hope is that its Stuart Scott.
While we’re on the subject of ESPN…
Steve Phillips. I have yet to hear one semi intelligent comment come from his mouth. We’re supposed to listen to trade speculation and analysis from the same person who traded for the planet formerly known as Mo Vaughn?
And last but not least,
Roger Clemens. When will people get the picture that no one cares about this fat piece of crap? He’s alienated the fan base of every team he’s ever played for. NO ONE LIKES HIM. I can’t think of a more disgusting sight than watching Clemens fondle the Babe Ruth statue before he waddles in from the bullpen before each game. On a more positive note though, I can’t wait to watch him finish his career on a Yankees team that misses the playoffs by ten games. See things are already looking up.