I know most people won't find the title of this post funny, but I do because it reminds me of this.
Paris reported for jail today after having egg salad sandwiches for her last meal. Isn't the last meal only important if you're about to fucking die, not spend less than a month in jail? Normally I wouldn't even consider this news but there is a chance we get a sex tape out of it.
Paris Goes to Jail (from People.com)
Monday, June 4, 2007
Posted by Log at 10:27 AM