Wow, that was quick. CNN Entertainment is reporting that Paris Hilton was released from jail today. If it seems like it was just yesterday that she started her 45 day sentence, well, that's because it basically was. The court is allowing her to serve the rest of her sentence on house arrest, citing medical reasons. The medical concern? She refused to eat her jail food! If anyone thinks she didn't have sex with the warden, that's asinine. In all seriousness though, what's the over/under on number days until the tape surfaces?