Alberto Contador won the Tour de France by default, as he was the only rider left who hadn’t test positive for some sort of drug.
The Cubbies continue to win with Carlos Zambrano slugging his way to victory.
Jose Canseco claims to “have something” on A-Rod and that we’ll just have to wait and see what it is. There are so many inappropriate jokes that could be made right now. My brain may explode.
The co-defendants in the Mike Vick case pled guilty, meaning its likely that they will take a plea and testify against Vick. No jokes here, Vick’s just f****d.
In some rather scary news, Knicks’ power forward Eddy Curry was robbed at gunpoint in his Chicago home. In the police report Curry listed two dozen jelly donuts and a gallon of moose tracks ice cream as the two most important missing items.