Just Waking Up

Well, Kobe Bryant, and his good ole buddy, Tim Donaghy, are still both douche-nozzles. I was reading a little write up on team USA right when I woke up. A reporter asked a kid standing outside team USA's practice if he'd gotten Kobe's autograph. The little kid responded saying:

"No, he wouldn't even sign his own shoes."

The child was pointing at the shoes on his own feet that happened to be Kobe's Nikes. What an asshole, ya know.

Oh, and I wanted to quickly mention that Tim Donaghy is supposedly planning on naming at least 20 NBA officials who were somehow invovled with gambling during NBA seasons.What exactly he is going to say is up in the air, but its troubling to fans like myself as NBA refs aren't allowed to bet on anything outside horse races in the offseason. David Stearn's assesment (and mine) that this wasn't a league wide problem might be almost entirely inaccurate. I just hope its not true. Maybe the NBA should just start over, put new refs through an extensive training program this off season, and get this shit handled before it truly gets out of control. Stearn's under garment preferences aren't going to be the only thing called into question if he doesn't handle this situation. Definitely more, maybe a lot more, on this later when I get the full details.

Later skaters

Kobe Bryant Has Questionable Character

Today I was looking online for a place to hone my basketball skills this summer, in doing so, I ran across Kobe Bryant's summer camp. The camp costs $600 for 3 days, which isn't ridiculous in comparison to others. What is ridiculous is this:

Each camper will receive a team photo with Kobe and one signed personal autograph from Kobe. No number eight jerseys will be signed.

So, in case someone out there wasn't convinced that Kobe only changed his number to make money, that should change your mind. These people are paying $600 to be at the camp and he's making them pay an extra $80-100 for a brand new jersey, what a fucking douchebag. I say fuck it, bring the #8 jersey, what's the worst that can happen?? He takes it from you, cums in it, and throws it in your face?

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