Intraweb Links: Guy's Style

Monday morning is here, and I have shit to do, so I will let others provide you with all the funny you need.

This guy really gets pumped up when outfielders do their job [Deuce of Davenport]

This guy got knocked out. [With Leather]

This guy supposedly loves eating box.[Mister Irrelevant]

This guy is Purple Jesus. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

This guy gets made fun of a lot. [Deadspin]

This guy could have won this year's WSOP Main Event [Homer on Youtube]


This guy is off to do some work. Later.

Hitting the Links

Here’s a good read about ESPN conforming to the sports that they have big money deals with. Ripping on the Worldwide Leader has been a pretty big topic recently and this really lays it all on the table.

Ironically, this next link is in regard to the World Series of Poker Main Event, a sport/game that ESPN has driven into the ground. The final table starts today at 3pm EST (noon in Vegas). I will be buying the grueling live feed via PPV for twenty bigs. Note: Don’t click the link if you don’t want to know who is at the final table (this would go without saying if some people weren’t such jackasses).

Here is a hilarious Facebook Infomercial Parody youtube clip. My favorite part is the two guys that are “married.” Take the four minutes to watch this, trust me.

Speaking of links, the British Open starts on Thursday at Carnoustie. I’m excited to see who hoists the Claret Jug come Sunday.

That's all for now. I may make a story out of the grind known as the final table, but that is only if it yields enough interesting material for me to do so.

For Your Enjoyment: Links

Phil Hellmuth Crashes Racecar at Rio. Apparently it was some promotional event and he was going 172 mph. You can catch the video here. Rumor has it that after the crash, he was quoted muttering, “If it weren’t for cinder blocks, I’d win every race.”

Dan Patrick Done at ESPN. The next Bob Barker, perhaps?

Clay Aiken Shoved by Female Aboard Airplane. It says that Aiken’s foot was resting on another passenger’s armrest. The only way I can even picture that on an airplane is ignorantly going across the aisle or crossing legs and resting a foot against the person you are sitting next to.

*Is James Hetfield a Terrorist? After being investigated by UK airport officials who apparently didn't appreciate his "Taliaban-like beard," Hetfield persuaded them that he was a "rock star." I guess they're throwing that term around loosely nowadays.

*Link courtesty of Cheff

Just to Help You Get Through the Day-- Links

Inmate grabs guard's gun and kills him. Did this guy really think he was going to get away with it? "The guy had tattoos all over his face, including a swastika on his forehead; it could be anybody!"



Nickelback Sucks. A friend of mine with equal hatred for Nickelback showed me this website a few months ago. That's talent.



Rosie O'Donnell's Sex Scene on Nip/Tuck. Don't worry-- its not a youtube clip, but how did I miss this? Thank God I stopped watching after season two.



SuperBron. Forget "King James," apparently LeBron now has unfair, supernatural powers.

Links

• Piece of crap Michael Barrett is traded to the Padres. I think it's safe to say that he needed a change of scenery. Who knows how many people he would've randomly punched had he stayed in Chicago. ESPN

• I know this happened a couple days ago but it's pretty sad and I don't feel like the passing of IU's head football coach has gotten a whole lot of notice. From all accounts, he seemed like a great guy. The Postmen
  

• For some reason this just seems like something that would happen to Buzzsaw. MSNBC

• This story has to be made up. CNN
  

Links

Mike Vick=Dogfighting Heavyweight This stupid, but sometimes stupid is funny. Especially when it features Dwight from "The Office". (from ProFootballTalk.com)

Good Work Hilary Daris, it looks like Hilary bought into your whole "editing is for losers" thing. (from FoxNews.com)

Some guy got a video of the Loch Ness Monster Supposedly this is the best video yet. For some reason I'm still skeptical.They also list "last remaining dinosaur" as one possible theory. This is news? (from CNN.com)

Premiership Team of the Year Nothing official, just one of the soccer guys at ESPN. He's actually one of the competent ones. And yes, Gerrard made the cut, otherwise I wouldn't have posted it. (from ESPN.com)