Everyone Mocks the Bengals

For the past year the Cincinnati Bengals have been the running joke of the NFL for their off the field problems, as opposed to previous years when they were a joke because of their on field issues. They mocked by fans, talk radio, late night TV, and especially by me. Well, I have a new one for you. They are now being mocked by a minor league baseball team.

The Fort Myers Miracle of the Florida State League (Twins affiliate) will be holding "Don't Be a Bengal, Be a Good Citizen Night". Any fan wearing prison stripes or prison orange, while fans wearing Bengals gear will receive a slap on the wrist from an on-site lawyer. Tickets to the Bengals-Dolphins game will be raffled off, and rumor has it they will even pay to have a live tiger on hand. If they really wanted I'm sure they could pay Chris Henry to attend. I'm pretty sure he won't be doing anything else.