Mr. Heather Kozar is Back

The Jacksonville Jaguars are giving former first overall pick Tim Couch another chance, awarding him with a 2 year contract for the veterans’ minimum. Couch was picked by the Cleveland Browns, and since then is the Browns’ most winning quarterback, which is actually kind of sad once you think about it. What most people don’t remember is that Couch is the one that led the Browns to the playoffs in 2002, only to be injured in the final game of the regular season and have ass hole Butch Davis give his job to Kelly Holcomb on “a gut feeling” going into the 2003 season. Holcomb threw for, like, a lot of yards against the Steelers in that playoff loss, which was apparently enough to sell Davis on his quarterbacking abilities as a starter. Have you ever heard of someone actually losing their job because of an injury, besides Brady/Bledsoe and Warner/Trent Green (guys who went on to win the Super Bowl). This chain of events has not and will never be explained to me in a way that I will understand. Anyway, since then, Couch has been hampered by arm-related injuries. Hopefully for him, his injury troubles are behind him and a triumphant comeback is on the horizon. Who knows, maybe David Garrard and Byron Leftwich will be too busy gawking at Mrs. Couch (former Playboy Playmate) to throw complete passes.