So, it was all lined up for Roger Federer. He’s the best tennis player of all time. He’s close to breaking every tennis record in history. He had won 16 straight Master’s Series' Rogers Cup matches; including three for three in his last three tries. Almost everything pointed towards another Federer route on Sunday in
I can think of only one plausible reason. Something shocking, something unnerving, something majestic was happening yesterday as Roger tried to win another tournament. As his match drew near, a young Logan Conner was boarding a plane that would soon be landing in
Did Federer catch wind of this news? Was Log in Federer’s head? I wouldn’t blame Federer for being intimated. Log plans on “raping and pillaging that damn country until it bleeds Irish Green.”, which are his words. Ya, it shocked me to, but he seemed serious.
Immediately after that comment Log screamed “I HATE SWISS ARMY KNIVES” as he pounded on his chest.
Federer now knows that
A month ago I asked Logan, "What are you going to do when you get to Switzerland?"
He responded not with words, but with the picture you see at the top of the page. It makes so much sense now.
To be continued……like any of the great TGIF Full House Episodes that you just couldn’t wait for back in the day.